The H&W Gang Talk About What Annoys Others
By Jess Haines
Hello there! Jess Haines here. I’m the author of the urban fantasy novel
HUNTED BY THE OTHERS, and its upcoming sequel
TAKEN BY THE OTHERS (coming January 4, 2011 from Kensington). I’d like to take a moment to introduce you to some of the cast—Shiarra Waynest, the lead character, Sara, her business partner, Chaz, her on-and-off werewolf boyfriend, Arnold, a mage who occasionally lends the girls a hand, and Alec Royce, a vampire Shiarra meets in the course of her adventures.
Shiarra is going to tell you a little bit about what annoys Others—aka, supernaturals. (This should be good…) Over to you, Shia!
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Shiarra: Okay, we’re going to find out what annoys the hell out of a werewolf, a vampire, and a mage. I think this is the best day of my life.
Sara: Arnold doesn’t like it when you rearrange his D&D manuals.
Arnold: Yeah. Do you know how long it takes me to find the hit die of a Beholder when you move my books around?
Shiarra: That wasn’t what I was talking about. I mean like, what kinds of questions do people ask you about being a mage or whatever that pisses you off?
Chaz: I hate it when people ask if I’m really allergic to silver. Isn’t it obvious?
Arnold: I hate it when people ask if I studied at Hogwarts.
Sara: What about the vampire? He’s being too quiet over there.
Royce: I’m not sure that I want to participate in this discussion.
Shiarra: Oh, give me a break. People must ask you something that ticks you off. You’ve been around long enough that it’s inevitable that someone had to have asked you a stupid question at one time or another.
Royce: I don’t get many questions that surprise or annoy me anymore. I’ve heard them all.
Arnold: I’ve got one for you. Do you sparkle in the sunlight?
Royce: *snarls*
Chaz: Hey, man. That’s not funny.
Sara: You’re right. It’s freaking hilarious.
Royce: Very funny, mage. How big is your wand, exactly?
Arnold: Big enough to impress the ladies.
Sara: AHEM.
Chaz: I want a wand!
Everyone: …
Shiarra: No, honey, you really don’t.
Chaz: But—
Royce: I’m sure I could arrange—
Shiarra: DROP IT.
Arnold & Sara: *snicker*
Shiarra: Okay, seriously. What ticks you off, Royce?
Royce: Must I answer this?
Everyone: YES.
Royce: The most irritating is when someone asks if vampirism is contagious.
Shiarra: Seriously?
Arnold: Wow. I thought the Hogwarts thing was bad. People actually ask that?
Royce: Yes. The second most irritating question is when people ask if there’s a cure if they change their mind.
Sara: Uhh…
Shiarra: That’s… dumb.
Royce: I’m aware of that, thank you.
Chaz: So… have you actually changed any of these people?
Royce: *gives Chaz a dirty look*
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What do you think, folks? What other kinds of things could annoy Others?
Thanks again for having me and the gang over, Beth!
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Anytime Jess! Big thanks to Jess for taking the time to bring the gang over for an impromptu Q&A! Hope you guys enjoyed it! In honor of the new year, Maybe Tomorrow's first post review of 2011 and because I enjoyed these books so much I'm going to give away both books to one lucky follower!
The rules are simple,
one be a follower of Maybe Tomorrow via GFC and
two be from any of the countries listed at the
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